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Hello everybody! It's me - Jessika Johnson and the usually every week report. Last week was the week of the great World sensations. Miracles began from Monday.
Monday
It was real happiness for every fan of National Football Team of Ukraine. In companionable match they won the National Football Team of Brazil. The score was 5:0! Can you imagine that? If you can't, please listen the main news of Tuesday.
Tuesday
The Africans thought that they all were going mad! They confirmed, that they saw the flying pinguins! One man, said that pinguins flied in a small group! Scientists didn't have any explanation of these strange events.
Wednesday
After flying pinguins, it was not mysterious, but this act was also very strange! On Wednesday evening, all of the universities in USA, made the day report, and soon understood that every student was present on all classes and everybody got good marks! Unfortunately, Thursday was not so happy for teachers and lecturers...
Thursday
It was the day of latecomers. Probably you'll ask: Why?! Because every watch at 7 o.clock started to go back. A great number of office workers, thought that they had a lot of time to sleep more. Scientists, as usual, had nothing to say about it.
Friday
Friday was the sweet day, it was reeeally sweet! Now, most of children all over the World, think that last Friday was their second birthday. Because on Friday was the very strong rain. But! Instead of water drops, billions of candies and sweets fell from the sky. My son, think that his mother made such a rain. As for me, I don't mind about it.
Well, I can say that it was the strangiest , the happiest and probably the funniest week I've ever lived! I really wonder, what is going to be tomorrow? All the toys will alive and will make the army of evil? Or probably, babies will begin to dance salsa and cha-cha-cha? Who knows? Nobody knows! But, when it will happen, you can know it first on our 5'channel.
It was Jessika Johnson with you in this studio! Please stay with us and after the short pause, you'll know how to make the life of your pets better with just 1 kg of meat and two pipkins of "Jack Daniels"!
